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CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.

PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.

STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.

TAGS: hippy occupy protest cops pepperspray
Rating: 3.33/5

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TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
what jobs?

ATHEISM - Checkmate

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
Damn...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an asshole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.

PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool shit! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there Buttercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.



TAGS: religion man fish pray die
Rating: 4.37/5

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Airman - April 25, 2012, 3:35 pm
Philistines.. all of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2012, 2:42 pm
crankyhead - April 25, 2012, 2:39 pm
I bet you are education level is more gooder than my are education level, anyway.
maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 11:41 am
I Get In Shit What Ever I Say !
Airman - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am
I don't think I've ever seen the word Philistine used here before. Congrats Mao!!!
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
I have seen this happen.
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
What's you're education level?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:11 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless ma*s murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:10 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless mass murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
Nissta - April 24, 2012, 7:24 pm
Or in my case I just go to work earn the money to pay for the fish AND then I give a prayer of thanks. It's not God that doesn't listen to prayers it's what you pray for that. I watch the shop and flat next to my place burn down all I prayed for was done.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:46 am
Good One, Makes You Think 5L
CloudchaserS - April 18, 2012, 2:29 am
Metallica's The God That Failed goes great with this. It's about people who expect God to do everything for them with no effort on their part
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 10:28 pm
Amen brother Moooooooooooooooooo, amen
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2012, 9:38 pm
teach a man to fish and he'll spend his life savings on an outboard to drink beer in.
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 7:28 pm
Yeah, I do love a truism


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.98/5

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5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)

PRAYERS - bring us all together

PROTECT & SERVE - The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

TAGS: police pepper spray
Rating: 4.48/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
Looks like he's enjoying himself. Oink!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:56 pm
The cop behind him face-palmed.
ZeXaZ - October 10, 2011, 5:22 pm
And ruin a perfectly good donut?! I think not!
Thunderstrike - October 10, 2011, 3:32 pm
What a terrible shot!! I bet if that guy's head looked like a donut the cop would be dead on.

1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be gay. i'm not gay, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am
Zed you are full of total shit now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am
You don't have to be gay to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total shit.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am
Wait... so are all of you gay? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


TAGS: fear being stared at spray jet judgemental
Rating: 4.54/5

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NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:02 am
And when it's pin-point accuracy was most called upon to shoot, to help clear-up the mess I saw before me... blocking my view... it's eyes froze-over, blocking any emission it could make until they were cleared by natures efforts or mine.
steph1 - April 3, 2011, 12:06 pm
and instantly froze in total shock
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 12:03 pm
It looks like that little sucker just saw me naked..
Cloudchaser - April 3, 2011, 11:39 am
Looks like a hood/bonnet mounted windshield washer sprayer


TAGS: riflemans creed prayer army military
Rating: 3.56/5

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qjr - October 17, 2010, 1:54 am
only 6,390,247,491 more to go.


TAGS: gunslinger prayer
Rating: 4.47/5

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kimo2a - August 28, 2016, 11:09 pm
Dead ones?
EmilioDumphque - October 29, 2015, 5:22 pm
I'd rather be surrounded by my loved ones.

INAPPROPRIATE PUNS - A bit insensitive and intolerant, but creatively humorous ...

TAGS: queso trouble pray to cheesus
Rating: 4.3/5

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falloutghoul - February 24, 2012, 7:19 pm
Muy bien!

FUTILITY - Nothing wastes time or fails like prayer

TAGS: nothing fails like prayer
Rating: 3.03/5

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greenejc - June 8, 2013, 12:55 am
Funny. Prayer has always worked for me. I guess you just have to read the instructions, huh?
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:07 am
I can't pray, but can't be against prayers for others... seems to me like a way of meditating for people who needs more of a "frame" for their introspective work... xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:15 am
those were supposed to be seperated...my bad
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:14 am
Stupidity....praying anyway Insanity.....still expecting it to help
tellitlikeitis - March 31, 2011, 8:39 pm


HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

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. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am
Did anyone else automatically assume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?

HYPOCRISY - Invisible friend = Crazy Invisible friend named God = Sane (?)

TAGS: demotivation hypocrisy prayer god
Rating: 2.18/5

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Da5id - July 18, 2009, 12:21 pm
I don't think he should move on... it's funny... funny little people, lol.
colt45103 - March 5, 2009, 9:29 am
Ok, we get it a number of vocal individuals on this site hate the concept of religion and God... Message received, now can we just move on?


TAGS: against evil stupid prayer mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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mariand - August 21, 2012, 11:50 am
lol... we were so young and fool... now I see the root of our problems...hehehe
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:28 am
Hey when we did that it wasn't an issue of evil or stupidity. When you're up there it's a matter of trust (teehee). Thanks for the memories mar!

PRAYING - Some of us pray every night before bed Some of us pray for different reasons Some of us pray for BACON!

TAGS: praying pray dog
Rating: 3.82/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 9:44 am
Introducing... the Greybeard's Dog!

BRITISH COLUMBIA WARNING - You've got to "Grin and Bear" this one.

TAGS: pepper spray and bells
Rating: 4.57/5

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ughomer - January 23, 2013, 10:07 pm
Thought you resided in Quebec, Ontario or Manitoba Province, Pwissy.
MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 8:57 pm
I miss my brother...but he did look stupid with those little bells on that blueberry coloured jacket...bahaha 5L Mr.Ug!
GaryO - January 22, 2013, 9:02 pm
HAH! Too real

The power of prayer -

MAN'S BEST FRIEND - If chocolate is a girl’s best friend Then low self-esteem must be a man's

Confidence -

GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: guinness creed prayer
Rating: 3.73/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 12, 2010, 6:51 am
An Episcopalian had to have written this. 5 drunk anglican lions


TAGS: atheisim prayer athiest army military
Rating: 3.68/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2012, 11:45 am
That awkward moment when you realize that your life might be in the hands of the gullible.

PATHOLOGICAL IGNORANCE - The Best Way to Get People On Your Side Is To Attack Everything About Them

Frog Irreverance -

TAGS: serenity prayer version
Rating: 4.94/5

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kirill - August 23, 2013, 1:27 pm
M Favorited.


Reflection -

TAGS: kneeling prayer puns god church
Rating: 4.6/5

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Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 9:55 pm
Thanks very much. I'm glad you liked it.
MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 6:09 pm
If you haven't already, drop this over at religifake too! 5L'd it here.
Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 1:27 am
Sorry. But I had to do it. And thanks for the compliment.
Oldsod - January 9, 2016, 10:03 pm
...grooooooaaaaaannn...but 5'd.

DEAR GOD - if you make it so that the kid doesn't realize I crapped in his bead I'll stop those late night visits to the poodle next door

TAGS: pray dog god
Rating: 3.69/5

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TEBOWING - You better pray for the win cause you sure don’t have the talent to get it yourself.


TAGS: a childs prayer
Rating: 2.86/5

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:33 pm

I love this one, the image and text are much better than the 1st 16 of these submitted
Korohyou - March 30, 2010, 9:30 pm
fair nuff'
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 2:36 pm
Because I wanted to approve it.
Korohyou - March 30, 2010, 2:05 pm
Also I have to ask, why was it approved when the picture is so pixelated?
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 1:59 pm
1L, old joke with a twist. Not 100% sure but i think this might be a poster already as well.

FREE - is never Free

TAGS: do not reply prayers
Rating: 4.89/5

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Anonymous2 - November 11, 2010, 1:50 am
Sean, if you've still got that Blu-Ray player available, I'll do 25 Hail Marys a day for a year for you. They won't be too effective since I'm not Catholic, but I am Protestant so it's to the same God...
Sean - November 10, 2010, 7:19 pm
Boy. Some people are just soooo lazy. Sheesh!
forseti - November 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
5 Hail Marys!
Sho - November 10, 2010, 5:19 pm
pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 5:04 pm
that absolute gold. 5L's


Pepper Spray -


TAGS: calendar holy pray receive mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:42 am
I gotta pass. My mind is too obscure right now…I wouldn’t even get it. My turn to cruise thru and enjoy, yes, my turn is right. I see an ancient (Bone) has popped in with a doozy….yeah, time for me to enjoy………
mariand - April 7, 2012, 11:35 am
Thanks Gary... it's your turn now...;)
GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:29 am
It’s good to see the pros come out in full force with a string of poster5…..another good one Mariand.


TAGS: hope praying life
Rating: 4.65/5

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pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 9:02 pm
Very nice. 5L's

TO PRAY - You better do it on Friday evening, because you know what will happen on Saturday night.

TAGS: pray friday hapen saturay night
Rating: 4.32/5

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Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:30 pm
whale tails!
GreyScorpion - August 21, 2010, 1:57 pm
I'm hoping, for the same penitent position....


TAGS: blue nun wine after prayer delight
Rating: 3.64/5

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Drenix - April 27, 2009, 12:27 pm
Purple Nun: Is watching you


TAGS: prayer alligator pilot dead
Rating: 3.6/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:28 pm
Judging by the fact he has what appears to be military gear on. If I was him, and like on a branch, I'd shoot a few crocs and distract them that way.



TAGS: aways pray before you eat cubby
Rating: 5/5

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ICEMAN - October 16, 2010, 2:33 am
A-1 steak sauce please. Oh yeah, gimme some tabasco. 5 servings.


TAGS: hope pray afterlife life death
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greybeard - November 15, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes Ma'am. I believe I did but will double check and add it if I forgot. :)
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:16 am
Safe to assume you have already postred thisd at religifake? If not....what's the hold up sir?! ;)


TAGS: chilis pepper spray
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:59 am
crankyhead - October 22, 2011, 1:48 am



TAGS: prayers allah
Rating: 3.56/5

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stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 2:47 pm
The poster is about right in that it seems that most who interpret the Koran incorrectly seem to have their head up their rectums.
Zed - September 26, 2009, 11:44 pm
I make it a point of policy to mock all so-called prophets of all three of the Abrahamic faiths.
LURCH - September 26, 2009, 8:05 pm
Besides Mohammad at least married the child he molested...oh and we know where to find his body
LURCH - September 26, 2009, 8:02 pm
Of course now that we are on Mohammad we will all be labelled intolerant racists, where as if you attack Jesus you are enlightened and aware and culturally diverse
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 7:43 pm
Last month it was Jesus - we're equal opportunity offenders!
Derek - September 26, 2009, 7:39 pm
Welcome to Motifake where examples of tolerance and respect abound.


DRINKING POP: - Your doing it wrong.

TAGS: soda fizz spray pop face
Rating: 3.25/5

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Uthon - June 11, 2012, 1:42 pm
Pop is the Canadian version of Soda. :S
CloudchaserS - June 7, 2012, 9:42 am
That's not pop, that's Coke. Proper use of the word pop is something like "I'll pop you up side the head with this Coke bottle if you mess with me!" (grew up in Alabama, dens in Tennessee)
Kyronic - June 6, 2012, 10:09 pm
He's sniffing Coke.

DOUCHEANS UNITE - Your leader has appeared... Pop your collar, spray on some tan, and meet in the food court. (oh, and he's a ginger too!)

DEER LORD - As I lay me down to sleep I pray the..


BLASPHEMY - it's fun!!

ZOO - Where lions.. um... "SPRAY."

TAGS: lion zoo poop spray
Rating: 2.3/5


TAGS: prayers pre match superbowl football
Rating: 4.84/5

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UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:20 pm
Great presentation!
CoolioIndeed - February 9, 2011, 2:34 pm
There was so much fail at the singing portion of the SB.


TAGS: satanic prayer hope sorrow cubby
Rating: 4.73/5

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lisabwells - June 3, 2011, 4:10 pm
The dark side of Cubby...


TAGS: prayer marriage ring liquid
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - February 5, 2012, 5:57 pm
I've been married almost 27 years now. I could have killed her on the honeymoon and already been out of prison for good behavior...
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:01 pm
too bad your w5fe spoiled this otherwise perfect score :)


TAGS: march marriage love praying
Rating: 4.34/5

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Sean - March 10, 2010, 10:42 pm
Well now, five furry headless hubbies it is then.
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:40 pm
And I pray for that every night....5L Serenity NOW!
lesterinside - March 9, 2010, 10:22 am
And if I had to do the same again I would, my friend. 5L
sickartist - March 9, 2010, 5:05 am
5 Tasty L's



TAGS: santa carrolling pepper spray la davis
Rating: 4.22/5

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MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:40 am
Lt. PIKE should be timesman of the year.


TAGS: wife prayer
Rating: 4.14/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:49 pm
Yeah, well... I know what that's like.
rerun - December 22, 2009, 7:47 pm

thanks - pic is too pixelated....my own worst critic.
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:36 pm
Love it!


TAGS: pray for a strong wind miniskirts awesome catholicism
Rating: 3.82/5

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Mongoose - November 29, 2010, 7:27 am
Bartimaeus - I hope it is very cold!!
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 8:03 pm
Pretty much...maybe some of the other private schools have them too; the private schools are primarily Catholic where I live. They're certainly not in public high schools.
Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:33 am
Only Catholic schools have uniforms in the US?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:32 am
I hope it's not a cold night.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:27 am
It's about as lazy as one can get, all he has to do is slap a cardboard sign around his neck.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:26 am
A nudist challenging the establishment? So he's wearing clothes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:26 am
Gay Lemmy....I can see it.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:25 am
Lemmy from Motorhead. Friend of mines going as a nudist on strike.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:24 am
Gay cowboy this year Random?
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:23 am
Only during the Stampede. And drunken times. And this upcoming Halloween.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:22 am
I have no local news.....I live in a field. But at least I don't wear a cowboy hat like Random.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:21 am
You need to hands to eat a sammich?...Good point. Tell her to bring you a plate and THEN you can use the pimp slap. After you're done eating, you can throw the plate; that'll be epic and might even land you on your local news. *thumbs up*
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:20 am
Pretty much. I'm bored and surfing the web for some good images.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:20 am
Always lurking eh Random?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:19 am
Random.....For The Win!
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:19 am
Depends on what you're slapping her with
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:16 am
How am I supposed to hold the sandwich and slap her at the same time?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:15 am
That's what the pimp hand is for!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:12 am
I appreciate the apology, I try to treat women with the utmost.........Hang on, I'm trying to get this bitch to understand that I want the sammich and the blowjob at the same time.....can't find my belt......
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:09 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo, I'm sorry for implying that you think of women as things and not people designed by God to please us. @Goat: You knew Ella Fitzgerald!?
The Goat - October 3, 2009, 1:56 am
I knew one girl whose skirts were always 4-6" higher when she got to school than when she left home. No bare stomachs in those days but she made a good career as a jazz singer!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:34 am
I meant the caption....I would never objectify a woman by judging her on her appearance.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:32 am
Thanks. There's nothin' like a skirt that shows a little more than it's supposed to; praise the pink book bag. lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:17 am
spacedog - October 2, 2009, 10:41 pm
CANADA - October 2, 2009, 9:43 pm

CONSERVE AMMO - Limit 100 Rounds Per Terrorist Carcass


PRAYING ALLAH - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: praying allah
Rating: 2.5/5

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Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:04 am
No. He's doing it right. Especialy if he's one of those freaks who think Al-Qaeda is a CIA's cover.

BEFORE I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP - I Pray That Cubbybear Will Return This Week.

TAGS: cubby cubbybear sleep pray before down asian
Rating: 2.36/5

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Fatty - May 18, 2009, 11:32 am
Win for the poster, double win for agdaniele's comment!
agdaniele - May 17, 2009, 7:47 pm
If I should die before I wake, bacon and boobs, to the Lord, I'll take.

JESUS - Is Just An Illusion

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.27/5

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Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 4:18 am
I don't see Jesus, but I do see Jango from One Piece.

difference -

TAGS: praying psycho
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:16 pm
THAT'S who that voice in my head is! Thanks demon...can you call my psychiatrist and let her know?

Dear God -

Danger -

TAGS: praying mantis
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:55 am


TAGS: praying mantis beauty poe quote
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - August 7, 2013, 11:09 am

Thanks, Bobb. Had to really manipulate text to make it readable through that background!~
BobbEdwards - August 7, 2013, 8:56 am
5pectacular. Discovery Channel on acid


TAGS: mouse concession prayer
Rating: 4.89/5

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Feasibly - May 19, 2011, 10:41 pm
5ound5 logical to meh...


THERE'S BAD BOYS - And then there's Bad Boy Wannabes. And for either there are Moms spending too much time prayin'.


TAGS: immortality assignment pray for our sinners now and till the hour of our death seriously otherwise it is going to be eternally boring
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cyrenius - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
Not the fun peoples, only the gay ones ;)
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 4:31 pm
R.S.Jake - May 7, 2010, 3:49 pm
I'll drink to that!

Hawk -

TAGS: hawk spray hose
Rating: 4.5/5

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demon001 - February 24, 2014, 6:53 pm
I think your "hawk" is an owl

FOR YOU ...I WILL WAIT FOREVER - My hairspray unfortunately gives you about a half hour before everything falls apart.

TAGS: forever love hairspray waiting
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:29 pm

And the shoes mean I won't be able to walk tomorrow at all.

science -

TAGS: god prayer science atheism amputees
Rating: 4.25/5

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Snoots - April 17, 2016, 1:57 pm
Hard for the Doctor to cure you when you never visit his office.
CloudchaserS - May 14, 2014, 5:50 am
I think that giving us the ability to make such devices is how God will heal amputees.
motifayk - May 13, 2014, 9:41 pm
Liked the first poster. 5L. Post this same one to Religifake.com also, another motinetwork site for the religious stuff.

FROM THE MOUTHS' OF OUR FUTURE - Now I lay me down to sleep And all I pray is that there be a planet for me to keep.

TAGS: future child earth prayer
Rating: 4.22/5

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mariand - June 11, 2012, 7:05 pm
I prefer this "Hush little baby don't say a word, And never mind that noise you heard, It's just the beast under your bed, In your closet in your head "...lol

Aim at the base of the flames! -

SO... - tell me, Jules, do you believe in the efficacy of intercessionary prayer?


TAGS: cats prayers
Rating: 3.25/5

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fred - January 27, 2010, 3:32 pm
they hurt you mind


TAGS: hair spray 80 s looking good
Rating: 2.47/5

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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:42 pm

and the blow dryer...you have the cigg plugin attachment?

MILITANT BAPTISTS - A Bad Idea Poorly Executed

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.93/5

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hey garth - September 5, 2009, 2:22 am
go to youtube and type in westboro baptist church....sad as it is these signs are NOT photoshoped
garth - June 12, 2009, 11:36 am
is this sarcasm? or do you not see the photoshop?
Hector - March 1, 2009, 8:54 am
These people give regular homophobes a bad name. Thanks, Jesus N' Mo.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 3:12 am
Christian warriors make Jesus cry.
god? - January 11, 2009, 6:27 am
i came buckets
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:25 am
Its ok...I'll keep fighting to protect their liberties. as long as they could admit they are thankfull for them.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 7:56 am
It's like holding up signs indicating how morally retarded they are themselves. Send them to Iraq. Ooops... flag touching the ground, burn it... and whatever it's attached to.
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:52 pm
I applaud people for expressing their ideas, but these people need to go lay down in traffic and if they have kids, let them play around where they are laying.

CHRISTIANITY - There Is Only One God Which Actually Means Three Gods Which Really Means One God

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 1.81/5

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agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 11:26 pm
It references C3PO's status with the Ewoks.
[email protected] - July 2, 2009, 11:23 pm
Look at that tag, is this really a star wars refrence?
Velin - May 13, 2009, 5:54 pm
Hey, if ligth can be radiation, particle(element?) and wave at the same time...what the hell are you complaining about?
pro - November 25, 2008, 9:02 pm
One imaginary friend or three imaginary friends. Who cares?
Meh - November 25, 2008, 11:58 am
Sorry for you... You got it wrong. One God, three persons. Semantics I know, but get it right. At least ridicule what we really believe and not what you mistakenly think we believe.


TAGS: samurai prayer thanksgiving shopping armor
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - November 27, 2015, 8:23 am
GaryO - November 27, 2015, 6:10 am
Well done, Olds, well done

Honey, this casserole tastes a little tangy... -

TAGS: insecticide cooking spray
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2016, 10:40 am
How to commit murder and get away with it chuckle.chuckle...^!
JesusWept - December 5, 2016, 8:23 am
LOL real good! ^^^^^Up

Atheism @ Work -

Thanksgiving 2014 -

TAGS: modern prayer black friday sales
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:25 pm
I Love when crotchety gets into the ho5Liday spirit!
Oldsod - November 15, 2014, 9:30 pm
Yup...'ti5 the season to whomp the ever lovin' crap out of your fellow man because they beat you to a parking spot...

Boy, What A Change . -

Good Neighbour -

TAGS: neighbour police cops pepper spray
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - November 7, 2016, 2:45 pm
i got ban hammered for upvoting...but yes the cop can now get them for distracted driving
mizzdizz - October 7, 2016, 9:37 pm
That's why you pay the neighbor's nauseatingly cute, frilly, prissy, adorable 6-8 year old daughter to hold the sign! ^!


TAGS: famous last words prayer jesus cross prayers
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 23, 2016, 10:32 pm
The Second Coming of the Great 'Fake is upon us.......
JesusWept - April 23, 2016, 4:23 pm
Me too :(
Cannabal - April 23, 2016, 4:22 pm
I miss Religifake.

Spray Tans -

TAGS: quote tans failed spray colour cancer
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 10, 2015, 5:10 am
I call it ‘comfortably musty’.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:04 pm
Aw come on Steve, be fair. Probably the most/only action Mr. Gary's junk has seen in the past month. Let it have it's moment to shine before it's stuffed back into that dark, dirty lint filled place it calls home.
GaryO - August 21, 2015, 10:55 pm
I know, titillating, right?
steve1961 - August 21, 2015, 2:05 pm
A month later and we are STILL talking about GaryO's junk...?
GaryO - August 21, 2015, 7:23 am
Now we’re gettin’ somewhere. Thought I recognized the top of yer fuzzy head. Good thing Vernon popped in and back out. She’d be all over this subject of whale peepees. (welcome back, BTW)
MissPriss - August 21, 2015, 2:20 am
Isn't that how you circumcise a whale...4skin divers?
GaryO - August 20, 2015, 4:51 am
that's NOT a blanket! (dam foreskin anyway)
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:08 am
Yep and we all knew it would Silvie.
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:04 am
It's Motifake...where else would we go hun?
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:03 am
Sausage? I'd say piggy in a blanket...bahaha...sorry Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:02 am
Count yourself lucky that Silvie beat me to that thought...teehee.
Bandit5906 - July 26, 2015, 10:00 pm
Someone had to say it!
GaryO - July 25, 2015, 6:30 am
had to go there, didn't we..
Silverheart - July 25, 2015, 6:06 am

And the orangest gentleman's sausage, too
GaryO - July 25, 2015, 4:48 am
Rubbed some on myself once. Had the orangest palms in LA

Pepper Spray -

TAGS: hippie cops police pepper spray
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 1:00 am
And JesusWept? Coincidence? 5L bloody not likely...teehee.
mizzdizz - October 22, 2015, 10:32 pm
I'm with the bystanders----JAW DROPPED!!!!!! I recognize the agency---this man no longer has a job---guarantee it!!!!!!! At the same time, organic pepper spray---ROTFL!!!!!! 5 L for the pic, 5 L for the LOL!

On-The-Job-Training -

TAGS: toilet plastic spraying wtf wc
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:36 am
I can't help but think this is for those guys that their bellies hang down waaaaaaay past the vital zone!! How do you aim when you get past a certain size girth? You gotta be hoping! LOL! 5L

Challenge -

TAGS: god church challenge prayer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bandit5906 - May 20, 2015, 11:40 pm
mizzdizz - May 20, 2015, 8:49 pm
Can relate!!!! TOOOOO FUNNY!! LUV this JW! 5 ROTFL lions!

Delusion -

TAGS: misleading tags unnecessary say a prayer
Rating: 4.63/5

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NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:28 pm
Elaborating: Goldfish don't live short lives because they're Goldfish... They just don't get treated & kept as well as other species on-average. Having just finished several vids on both the proper care & mistreatment of Goldfish, I just had to say it.
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:21 pm
Rather HiMoron like (spell check)....wunner whatever happened to ol' blue eye
Greeny - February 11, 2016, 7:53 pm
spacedog - February 11, 2016, 6:47 pm
He seems at bit flush.
spacedog - February 11, 2016, 6:44 pm
Is it about toilets? I think Nick is kinda passionate about this. Mortality on a toilet, regardless of heritage.
Greeny - February 11, 2016, 5:44 pm
funny thing is - this poster isn't really about fish, or bowls
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 10:01 am
... And yet, it's easy to tell when you're in a large, well-maintained tank vs. just some bowl--no-matter how big--that hardly sees it's water changed when determining the odds on your longevity/mortality, heritage regardless. FISH DON'T BELONG IN BOWLS!!
Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:34 pm
"But out-of-sync". Yep, pretty sure who's the deluded one here...
Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:24 pm
Picture feels a but out-of-sync... Or maybe I'm just deluded.

Mealtime Prayer -

TAGS: pray animals food eating gratitude
Rating: 4.57/5

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Pushkin - January 4, 2016, 7:17 pm
Thanks again. Glad you like them. I really like squirrels. They're sweet.
mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:23 pm
Luv your use of squirrels! I know a lot of people who 'bless' their food. 3 different higher powers, we can share a table, and not everybody even blesses their food, we just show respect. Little squirrel is ADORABLE!!!!!!!! Cute poster Push! 5 AWWWW lions